It’s ten o’clock already? I swear it was six o’clock like, two seconds ago.

racyrachie:

I love juice ok

FRUIT juice!?

I am a gluttonous fuck. Oh well, lol.

I get to eat a bigass large super cheesed up pizza all by myself in Matherne’s class. I also get to go to alternate and do nothing first hour. In addition, I get to take a bigass exam on a bunch of shit that I forgot how to do for Chemistry. Balls, tomorrow will be awesome, I swear.

kelseyvaughnjared:

torturedpaper:

I fucking love fruit. If I had to eat fruit for every meal of the day but I still got the nutrients and shit that I needed, I’d be totally fine with that because fruit is so badass. Like, I just ate half of a fucking pineapple. I would’ve eaten the rest of it, but I figure that maybe that maybe…

I know this feel. Every time my mom goes to the store I tell her to get me a shitload of fruit, and she gets me like an apple. I could totally live on fruit.

I started laughing uncontrollably at how she gets you an apple. Dude, I wish there was like, a Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, except with fruit instead of chocolate. Willy Wonka’s Fruit Factory, with a never-ending supply of fruits.

I fucking love fruit. If I had to eat fruit for every meal of the day but I still got the nutrients and shit that I needed, I’d be totally fine with that because fruit is so badass. Like, I just ate half of a fucking pineapple. I would’ve eaten the rest of it, but I figure that maybe that maybe the other members of my family want some, too. It’s so tempting, though, I just want the rest of it, damn it. I wish I had some more fruit. Apples, oranges, mangoes, bananas, maybe kiwis, grapes, oh, man, just give me some fruit. I fucking love you, fruit. You taste so fucking good.